“Ask Someone Who Cares!” DEAR ? — I’ve done my research, and know Lithuanians are secretly invading our country. Do you think I should blow up the Capitol or the Pentagon? ANSWER — Have you considered any other alternatives? How about starting a collection? For example, we have a friend who’s started a “blacklight” poster collection. These posters can be affordable and bring some color into your life. You could even set up a “blacklight room!” …